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I do, Augustus. I do.

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leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

(Source: chekhov, via swimmingwithbloodysharks)

buckibarnes:

he’s a ghost, you’ll never find him

(via justlikebudapestalloveragain)

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via swimmingwithbloodysharks)

mishasminions:

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

NUMBER 4 SPEAKS TO ME ON SO MANY LEVELS

(Source: thefergiefergs, via thedoctorloves221b)

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not

miss-morland:

niknak79:

When you find a friend you can act stupid with:

and the one who refuses to do it with you

(via welcome-to-my-fandome)

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

(via captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants)